Blair regrets 'Building Bridges Binge' with protesters

Tony Blair sheepishly emerged from Downing Street this morning after an eventful, yet tarnished, night on the town with anti-war protestors.

The Prime Minister was snapped with an obscene word written on his forehead in permanent marker (pictured left). Presumably, this was the drunken result of a difference of opinion with some of the protesters.

Mr. Blair was taking part in the 'Building Bridges Binge' project - a concept cooked up by the government in order to try and create some sort of unification between politicians and protesters by getting them all wankered.

However, as many bearded men had predicted, it all went tits-up. At around 1.00am, the Prime Minister supposedly passed out after reportedly snorting several shots of vodka out of a transsexual's belly button in a club known as "Lady Boys 'r' Us". He was then escorted by police to Downing Street at around 3.30am after officers saw him throwing dog shit at a local kebab shop.

As soon as he stepped outside his door at 8.00am this morning, he was mercilessly bombarded with questions about the previous night. He replied by breaking much wind and vomitting pink chunks of sloppy meat all over his ugly wife.

"I have to say I regret last night," he eventually commented. "However, I feel that I am not in the wrong. I did my best to build some bridges with those cretinous, piss-soaked hippies," he tearily protested. "I appreciate that my hands smell of dog shit and my nose is the colour of a whore's minge but I genuinely thought I was beginning to develop a universal understanding between politicians and protesters."

Mr. Blair then quickly retired back into his humble abode which one reporter (who was in close proximity) claimed smelt like a Belgian flophouse and looked like a big bowl of sick.

This will surely go down as the definitive low point of Blair's political career and will certainly not help the relationship the government has with anti-war protesters.

He'll stink of shit for a while as well.