TV Tonight, 5th Sep 06

9.45pm (C4), The Hanging Of Shakin’ Stevens

Nigel Turkeybanger presents live coverage of the vain attempt by shit Welsh singer Shakin’ Stevens to actually create an ounce of publicity for his new album How To Be A Talentless Twat & Still Make Money by snapping his rubbish neck. “Karl Kennedy” from Neighbours will be the guest executioner. This programme may contain scenes of turkey-fucking and death.